don't be so thick.
some people just don't get it.
it's so annoying when i don't seem to be able to get my point across.
it's staring at you straight in the face.
all you have to do is look at the right spot.
but that is obviously too damn difficult for some people.
they seem all intelligent and what not.
but they are just SO dense.
you get offended just because you misunderstand me.
don't make me look like the bad guy when i'm the one being misunderstood.
if you're upset,
you have only your stupidity to blame.
remember that.
your stupidity and no one else.
AND don't give me that look.
it just annoys me even more.
looking at your face when it's normal -
not that i would call a face like that normal -
is revolting enough.
and revolting is an understatement.
so do the world a favour and keep it that way instead of making it worse by making that face.
don't you give me that crappy attitude of yours.
and save all the eye-rolling.
your eyes will freeze that way.
when it does don't cry nor whine.
NOBODY CARES.
i know what kind of bitching will go on behind my back.
or maybe even in my face.
save that effort.
thinking of ways to bitch about me might just sprain your infinitesimal brain.
i don't want to be responsible for that.
so get this;
before you go getting all offended over something you misunderstood,
go read it twice, thrice, or more if it is called for.
get someone to translate it into your lingo,
because I DON'T SPEAK IT.
and maybe no one does.
because no one can be as thick as you are.
thank god i don't have friends like you.
i might commit murder.
though suicide will be easier.
you're offended?
hey...i was misunderstood.
how do you think i feel huh?
HUH?!
no one's snatching your limelight.
no one wants to "bask" in your "reflected glory".
get this:
i don't care.
you know, i don't really blame you.
in fact, i completely understand.
its hard to get the full picture when you have such a small screen.
some people just don't get it.
it's so annoying when i don't seem to be able to get my point across.
it's staring at you straight in the face.
all you have to do is look at the right spot.
but that is obviously too damn difficult for some people.
they seem all intelligent and what not.
but they are just SO dense.
you get offended just because you misunderstand me.
don't make me look like the bad guy when i'm the one being misunderstood.
if you're upset,
you have only your stupidity to blame.
remember that.
your stupidity and no one else.
AND don't give me that look.
it just annoys me even more.
looking at your face when it's normal -
not that i would call a face like that normal -
is revolting enough.
and revolting is an understatement.
so do the world a favour and keep it that way instead of making it worse by making that face.
don't you give me that crappy attitude of yours.
and save all the eye-rolling.
your eyes will freeze that way.
when it does don't cry nor whine.
NOBODY CARES.
i know what kind of bitching will go on behind my back.
or maybe even in my face.
save that effort.
thinking of ways to bitch about me might just sprain your infinitesimal brain.
i don't want to be responsible for that.
so get this;
before you go getting all offended over something you misunderstood,
go read it twice, thrice, or more if it is called for.
get someone to translate it into your lingo,
because I DON'T SPEAK IT.
and maybe no one does.
because no one can be as thick as you are.
thank god i don't have friends like you.
i might commit murder.
though suicide will be easier.
you're offended?
hey...i was misunderstood.
how do you think i feel huh?
HUH?!
no one's snatching your limelight.
no one wants to "bask" in your "reflected glory".
get this:
i don't care.
you know, i don't really blame you.
in fact, i completely understand.
its hard to get the full picture when you have such a small screen.
jerine