EGO: a fallacy whereby the goose thinks it's a swan.
(on me not knowing that bee hoon comes in a box)
me: i bet jayne dosn't know it too.
adriene: what is she now? a gauge of stupidity?
(on one of the three bitches)
adriene: look at her! she looks like a stonefish!
emily: i don't know how the sideview of a stonefish looks like!
(on stonefishes)
adriene & i: thank god jayne doesn't think a stonefish is a fish that stones.
jayne: IT'S NOT?!
(on stoning someone to death)
adriene: i had a friend who thought stoning to death meant someone being ostracised then being so left out he died stoning.
(on prejudice and stereotypes)
mrs chia: write down the impressions that you have of people of your own kind.
tim: people often say i look like brad pitt.
mrs chia: ohhhhhhhh....SOMEONE is living in dillusion.
(on the picture of an ape)
mrs chia: now, when you turn to the next page, some of you will be seeing your mirror images.
(on our half-dead greeting)
miss ho: no!!!! i want ya'll to greet me with ENERGY!
class: (still half-dead) gooood morrrrning miss ho....energy.
(on asking jayne a question)
miss ho: nonononono! if i ask her i'll only get the answer next week!