M.I.A. :)
yes people.
i have been missing in action for quite a while.
and SOMEBODY is insulting me for that.
i've updated. happy?
and to that somebody,
you're really slow with your actions k?
remember what we talked about?
can you make her life better and just do it?
anyways, english o-level orals today.
it was alright.
ok..maybe not that alright.
stumbled a few times during the passage,
had a few "erm" and "like" here and there,
stop mid-sentence a few time and couldn't find suitable words to say so i just started a new sentence.
the female examiner was nice :)
she kinda reminds me of my primary school teacher.
but the freaking male examiner...
like what in the world was his problem?!
i said something about feeling the warmth and love when eating home cooked food and he snicked!
ok, i was lying and it sounds kinda cliched,
but there was no need to snicker!
i liked the topic though.
it was much much better than what the people had yesterday.
yesterday's was "what's your favourite public transport"
erm...hello? this is the o-level oral examination.
PSLE orals are like the next day.
i mean what is there to say?!
today's was something about food.
my favourite place to eat etc..and i said the beach where i have pinics with my friends every week.
hahahhaahahaha.
of course it's bullshit.
and she asked if we bring food from home or buy and i said depends.
and like last week i brought homeade sandwiches and my friend bought ham.
then i realised if i make sandwiches at home why do we buy ham there?
so to salvage myself i said it was a whole ham.
but who in the world brings a whole ham to a picnic?!
fuck.
i think i screwed up big time.
second question was if i'd rather have my own business or work for someone else.
i think it went relatively well :)
and for the picture!
there was this slightly fat person and i said he's a man.
then while discussing it afterwards, they asked me what man.
it was only then i realised i called her a him!
crap.
but that person looks like a man to me.
and they said she has breasts.
but men can have breasts too alright?
my male neighbour has more breasts than i do.
oh wells...
and for lunch i got a personalised meal.
know that nasi padang stall where they sell fried rice wrapped in eg and put chilli sauce on top?
the auntie wrote my name with chilli sauce on it (:
BUT never got to eat it.
before i even started i got chilli sauce on my tie and blouse.
and it wasn't good considering the fact that orals was next.
cleaned my tie, but the stain on the blouse was kinda obvious and i wanter to give a good impression so i borrowed gen's blouse.
THANKS BABE (:
and after that whole drama i had no appitite.
so i just threw the whole thing away.
school had been fun lately.
discounting ms lim's bad mood and the fact that she went on strike for 2 days.
but bloody hell,
yvonne was the only person who didn't had up her freaking work...and for 2 weeks.
why should i pay for the sins of someone i don't even know?!
pls..all i know is her name, and i think i even got the spelling wrong.
she's from the next class.
i mean i don't mind getting punished if i actually knew that person or if she was from my class.
but i don't know her!
we're only in the same geog class.
ok, this sounds a little selfish.
(on yvonne not handing up her work)
miss lim: what is it doing at home?! you gonna bequeath it to your descendants?
hahahahahaha.
we were all biting our lips to keep us from laughing.
she would have blown her top if we laughed, considering how angry she was.
(on choosing to have lessons but not doing the work assigned)
miss lim: this is not a buffet spread. it's a set menu.
(on her having to check namelists to ensure we've all handed up our work)
miss lim: you don't need a person with geographic expertise to check name lists. senseless job!
and during social studies....
miss lim: you foundress was an aristocrat. what was her status?
me: isn't she a princess?
miss lim: PRINCESS?!
hahahahhahaha.
i swear i thought she was one.
i mean the protrait at the trophy area said she lived in a PALACE.
(on a winged lion)
su: there's a horse.......
and during chem.....
(on an mcq question)
mr lian: so which is it? A, B, C or...whoa! D i never see before leh...
and during e.math....
(on ethel sleeping cause she's bored)
mrs lim: ethel, don't waste your life sleeping.
(on something mrs lim said)
me: what did she say?
swee: dunno? (produces a piece of reddish thingy) beef jerky?
during english...
(on someone claiming to be mrs lopez's sister)
ethel: maybe i should claim to be your daughter.
mrs lopez: oh god..please..one daughter is enough . thank you.
(on wanting us to pay attention)
mrs lopez: look at me......any part of me.
and during P.C yesterday...
(on lennett's constant chattering)
miss pilo: lennett, i'll send you back to china.
(the few of us present laughs hysterically)
miss pilo: in a slow bump boat.
(laugh even harder)
(after about 15 min the class gets really noisy)
miss pilo: GIRLS! what did i say?
some clown: you'll send her back to china.
hahahahahahahahaha.
it was damn hilarious.
23 people in the class were down for orals yesterday so only 16 people had practicals.
(on pricking my fingers so many times)
me: i'll have a holy finger at the end of this practical.
mr lian: cool...
(upon prinking her finger badly)
sandra: (in a composed and normal way) ow! i poked my finger. ah! got blood. how? cry.
AHHHHH!!!!! MR LIAN!!! GOT BLOOD!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha.
it was damn funny.
we were all roaring with laughter.
even mr lian was shaking.
(on getting the transparent plaster from the lab)
sandra: mr lian? can you give me another one?
mr lian: why?
sandra: cause very cool. it's trasparent! look!!!
mr lian: REALY?!
hahahahahahhaa.
and she wanted to prick herself again to get another plaster.
sandra...i buy for you.
(when i walked into the lab)
mrs boo: i read your blog. (refering to the post before the last)
me: god! my helping words aided you in your search right? so insensitive!
mrs boo: (with her sad puppy dog look and head down) sorry...i apologise.
hahahhaha...she was damn cute.
but all's forgiven :)
actually i forgot about it already...lol.
so yes... that's about all.
i've been trying to be happy for the past few days.
i want to really really really good day.
it's been long since i've had one.
loves:)
yes people.
i have been missing in action for quite a while.
and SOMEBODY is insulting me for that.
i've updated. happy?
and to that somebody,
you're really slow with your actions k?
remember what we talked about?
can you make her life better and just do it?
anyways, english o-level orals today.
it was alright.
ok..maybe not that alright.
stumbled a few times during the passage,
had a few "erm" and "like" here and there,
stop mid-sentence a few time and couldn't find suitable words to say so i just started a new sentence.
the female examiner was nice :)
she kinda reminds me of my primary school teacher.
but the freaking male examiner...
like what in the world was his problem?!
i said something about feeling the warmth and love when eating home cooked food and he snicked!
ok, i was lying and it sounds kinda cliched,
but there was no need to snicker!
i liked the topic though.
it was much much better than what the people had yesterday.
yesterday's was "what's your favourite public transport"
erm...hello? this is the o-level oral examination.
PSLE orals are like the next day.
i mean what is there to say?!
today's was something about food.
my favourite place to eat etc..and i said the beach where i have pinics with my friends every week.
hahahhaahahaha.
of course it's bullshit.
and she asked if we bring food from home or buy and i said depends.
and like last week i brought homeade sandwiches and my friend bought ham.
then i realised if i make sandwiches at home why do we buy ham there?
so to salvage myself i said it was a whole ham.
but who in the world brings a whole ham to a picnic?!
fuck.
i think i screwed up big time.
second question was if i'd rather have my own business or work for someone else.
i think it went relatively well :)
and for the picture!
there was this slightly fat person and i said he's a man.
then while discussing it afterwards, they asked me what man.
it was only then i realised i called her a him!
crap.
but that person looks like a man to me.
and they said she has breasts.
but men can have breasts too alright?
my male neighbour has more breasts than i do.
oh wells...
and for lunch i got a personalised meal.
know that nasi padang stall where they sell fried rice wrapped in eg and put chilli sauce on top?
the auntie wrote my name with chilli sauce on it (:
BUT never got to eat it.
before i even started i got chilli sauce on my tie and blouse.
and it wasn't good considering the fact that orals was next.
cleaned my tie, but the stain on the blouse was kinda obvious and i wanter to give a good impression so i borrowed gen's blouse.
THANKS BABE (:
and after that whole drama i had no appitite.
so i just threw the whole thing away.
school had been fun lately.
discounting ms lim's bad mood and the fact that she went on strike for 2 days.
but bloody hell,
yvonne was the only person who didn't had up her freaking work...and for 2 weeks.
why should i pay for the sins of someone i don't even know?!
pls..all i know is her name, and i think i even got the spelling wrong.
she's from the next class.
i mean i don't mind getting punished if i actually knew that person or if she was from my class.
but i don't know her!
we're only in the same geog class.
ok, this sounds a little selfish.
(on yvonne not handing up her work)
miss lim: what is it doing at home?! you gonna bequeath it to your descendants?
hahahahahaha.
we were all biting our lips to keep us from laughing.
she would have blown her top if we laughed, considering how angry she was.
(on choosing to have lessons but not doing the work assigned)
miss lim: this is not a buffet spread. it's a set menu.
(on her having to check namelists to ensure we've all handed up our work)
miss lim: you don't need a person with geographic expertise to check name lists. senseless job!
and during social studies....
miss lim: you foundress was an aristocrat. what was her status?
me: isn't she a princess?
miss lim: PRINCESS?!
hahahahhahaha.
i swear i thought she was one.
i mean the protrait at the trophy area said she lived in a PALACE.
(on a winged lion)
su: there's a horse.......
and during chem.....
(on an mcq question)
mr lian: so which is it? A, B, C or...whoa! D i never see before leh...
and during e.math....
(on ethel sleeping cause she's bored)
mrs lim: ethel, don't waste your life sleeping.
(on something mrs lim said)
me: what did she say?
swee: dunno? (produces a piece of reddish thingy) beef jerky?
during english...
(on someone claiming to be mrs lopez's sister)
ethel: maybe i should claim to be your daughter.
mrs lopez: oh god..please..one daughter is enough . thank you.
(on wanting us to pay attention)
mrs lopez: look at me......any part of me.
and during P.C yesterday...
(on lennett's constant chattering)
miss pilo: lennett, i'll send you back to china.
(the few of us present laughs hysterically)
miss pilo: in a slow bump boat.
(laugh even harder)
(after about 15 min the class gets really noisy)
miss pilo: GIRLS! what did i say?
some clown: you'll send her back to china.
hahahahahahahahaha.
it was damn hilarious.
23 people in the class were down for orals yesterday so only 16 people had practicals.
(on pricking my fingers so many times)
me: i'll have a holy finger at the end of this practical.
mr lian: cool...
(upon prinking her finger badly)
sandra: (in a composed and normal way) ow! i poked my finger. ah! got blood. how? cry.
AHHHHH!!!!! MR LIAN!!! GOT BLOOD!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha.
it was damn funny.
we were all roaring with laughter.
even mr lian was shaking.
(on getting the transparent plaster from the lab)
sandra: mr lian? can you give me another one?
mr lian: why?
sandra: cause very cool. it's trasparent! look!!!
mr lian: REALY?!
hahahahahahhaa.
and she wanted to prick herself again to get another plaster.
sandra...i buy for you.
(when i walked into the lab)
mrs boo: i read your blog. (refering to the post before the last)
me: god! my helping words aided you in your search right? so insensitive!
mrs boo: (with her sad puppy dog look and head down) sorry...i apologise.
hahahhaha...she was damn cute.
but all's forgiven :)
actually i forgot about it already...lol.
so yes... that's about all.
i've been trying to be happy for the past few days.
i want to really really really good day.
it's been long since i've had one.
loves:)
jerine