monkeys at the zoo sohuld wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.

spent the whole day at the zoo yesterday :)
had to wake up at 5.45 on a SATURDAY morning so that i'll be there by 8.45.
and dear adriene couldn't wake up. lol...
oh...and at 8.15, there are already these crazy ang moh waiting outside the zoo entrance.
and we -meaning all the CAs- wore green to support earth day!

1st day of conservation ambassador training.
i have a feeling i'm gonna like it! it's really fun...

and we get to go behind the scenes and all...to the pet hospital, post-mortem room and all.
yesterday the star cobra of night safari, ethan, died. saw his corps. ewwww....
oh oh! and they performed post-mortem on this turtle, and found rubber bands and fishing hooks in its stomach.

anyways...they keep this cotton-top tamarin her own cage at the hospital.
she can't be kept with the rest of the tamarins for the weirdest reason in the world.
she thinks she's human.
yup. i'm not kidding. she does.
she was hand-raised by a human so being surrounded by humans all her life she thinks she's one of us now.
hahahahahahaha...but she's really cute. has a cute name too! inka!
i forgot to take a picture though :(

i'll never took at mee pok the same way again.
they look like tape worms found in animals.
goodbye to the nice mee pok lady who always speaks to me in english...

and did you know, AH MENG'S FEMALE!
omg...i never knew.
but seriously la...why the fuck would you name a female ah meng?!
it was damn embarrassing when i didn't know that ah meng's a she yesterday.
hahahahaha...

and i realise how i'm refering to animals as he or she instead of the ordinary it.
hahaha amazing how the animals brainwashes us :)

oh and F.Y.I, animals escape in the zoo on a regular basis. bet you didn't know that :)

(on animals escaping)
chi yong: recently a chimpanzi so decided to escape from his enclosure. he jump jump here, jump jump there, aiya...he was just jumping all over the zoo. the keepers were just running after it.
then he jump jump jump and decided to jump into the cheeta's enclosure. the cheeta got scared, so it jumped out and ran all over the zoo. poor keepers....first they have to chase a stupid chimpanzi who got bored of his own enclosure then a cheeta scared by a chimp.


and there are armies of mosquitoes in the freaking zoo.
they come in frightening numbers i tell you...
and they are vicious.

and and! i get discount for everything at the zoo!
ben and jerry's!
wahahahahahaha....
ok..i'm sounding to sound like a cheapo but still..i only pay $2.50 when people pay $4.90 :)

now i can have double scoops in waffle cone and still have it cheaper than whan people pay for a single scoop in a normal cone :)

i hope i pass my test on the 21st!
i never knew i had to actually study to be a freaking conservation ambassador.

i'm downing in school work so i don't think i'll be updating much anytime soon.
or if i do it means i'm skiving.