catch up :)

ok. i know i have beem missing in action for some time.
to natalie : i'm sorry for that. i'm sorry for not updating and pushing that entry with all your embarrasing moments down to the bottm.
and hey, u better be honoured alrights?
i don't apologise often. much less make public apologies.

so yes, i'd like to turn back time and record all the painfully funny moments of this week.
another wonderful wonderful week :)
i hope it carries on.
teachers will be getting their bonuses next week!
so i'm looking forward to them being in a terrific mood :)
except you-know- who. and it is NOT ms a. lim.

in fact, ms lim has been really really really nice nice the term started.
not that i'm complaining.
it's cool when she's happy.

moving along,
i really wanna update about the past one week i've been M.I.A.
but i can't remember, so i'll just talk about yesterday.

there was physics, and the lesson was REALLY boring.
i started reading my book and mrs boo caught me so i HAD to stone to pass time.
but i decided to let my imagination run a wee bit wild to liven up the class.
mrs boo was showing us this experiment on the solenoid where this rod goes in and out and electricity is generated.

she was like "what does this look like?"
and swee went "condom!"
and mrs boo was like "SO BIG?!!"
lol ;)
and the experiment went on about how when she moves the rod in and out there is electricity and none when there is no movement.

so being bored, i shouted "ya! and when you move the rod faster and more vigourously, more electricity will be produced."
knowing how dirty minded our class is, they erupted in laughter.
and mrs boo was like "aiya...that's how babies are generated also what.."
and aza was like "really?! i thought sex was supposed to be slow and passionate?"
hahahahahahahahaha.
damn funny.

then mrs boo was like "no, it needs friction and has to be rubbed."
and she started rubbing the rod!!!!!
omg. it was like REALLY bad.

mrs boo told us how when she was like our age she was so innocent and didn't know what a condom was.
she went to a movie and didn't understand why everyone was laughing when this little boy went to his parents' room and found a balloon-like thing and started blowing.
so dumb it was funny.

and nat told us how when she was young she thought the stands of condoms in convenience stores were sweet stands.
so she pointed to the condoms and went "mummy...i want."
HAHAHAHA :)
then her mum was like "wait till you're older then you buy."
lol.

talking about natalie, that girl has issues.
natlie, just admit that you are a bloody lesbian who's attracted to girls.
and she keeps complaining to me that her breasts hurt.
and nat, i agree with your mum......what breasts?

she had chinese orals yesterday.
conversation topic was something about maids and employers.
then the teachers asked her if having maids are dangerous.
she was like what the fuck? then said no.
the teacher asked why, and natalie koh, being the dumbest girl in the world said because they had the agency's number, and can call if the maid tries to do anything.
and the teachers are like after they kill you and your whole family is dead, you have the number also no use.

hahahahahahaha!
and they laughed at her.
BOTH of them.
i hope the same thing doesn't happen to me on monday.

oh..and ms lim heard about nat's orals during ss tutorials an she laughed too :)

anyways...and sandra is going crazy.
during e.math she started singing at the top of her voice.
"THERE WAS A TIME WHEN PEOPLE SAID THAT SINGAPORE WON'T MAKE IT BUT WE DID....."
that girl has issues too.

but i love them all the same.
we had some major gossiping session at gelare today :)
funny funny funny...

there's something wrong with my right eye.
i can't see properly.
it's so annoying.

bye babes....another time, another day.