THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING FAT: YOU ARE HISTORICALLY HOT. :)

hahaha. i'm trying to comfort myself.
but technically i'm not THAT fat.
no no no...i AM fat. so i HAVE to lose weight.

and i'm proud of myself.
currently, the last meal i've eaten is a sandwich for break.
before that, the last meal i've had was lunch on thursday.
before that the last meal i've had was lunch on wednesday.
hahaha. so i've only had 3 meals in the past 3 days as of now.
i'm still trying to decide if i want to have dinner.

chinese today after school from 12.30 to 1 and 2.30 to 4.
it was fun :)
hahahaha. i love gisella. and i love lao shi.
i think the people around me are rather amusing.
hahahahahaha.
and lao shi had to go out for lunch at 1. she had to.
so i met jayne and gui feng for lunch at tampines mart - i didn't eat :) -
and guess who we ran into there?
LAO SHI. and she had macs take-aways.
like seriously we could have call for macs delivery.

hahaha and lao shi wanted to have the session outside the general office but gis and i just wont stop whining about how warm it was.
and lao shi was wearing a sweater!
she insisted that gis and i took a walk around in the GO (it's circular) so we'll freeze and come out feeling comfy.

me: we cant just talk a little walk around the GO without a reason right?
lao shi: just say you are looking for me. or you can just the phone to call my extension and let it ring non-stop.
me: but...you're sitting here and it's all glass so won't they see you?
(gis and i were getting hysterical over the idea)
lao shi: they wont! just go! and don't laugh!

(when we jsut stepped in the GO)
admin lady: girls where are you going?
me: (innnocently) oh we're looking for ms agnes yue.
admin lady: is she expecting you?
me: yes she is.
and we just burst into a fit of giggles while walking in. :)

and we still weren't cool enough after walking one round so i suggested we call the extention and let it ring so we can stay in there longer.
but nooooo....when we were at the phone we saw some other admin lady at our table outside where lao shi was sitting, and she was pointing us out to lao shi and lao shi just acted blur and was like WHERE?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
i think the 3 of us make damn good actresses :)
so we walked out and lao shi talked really loudly so the admin lady who just walked into the toilet could hear.
lao shi: where did the both of you go?
(gis and i were still laughing)
lao shi: shhhhhh! (gestured to the toilet)
me: (loud enough) oh...we were looking all over for you!
lao shi: the school very big is it?

and the 3 of us started laughing hysterically again.
hahahahahahahahaha.
it also makes you wonder why we chose the table that's closest to the toilet too right?
hahaha :)

oh and i just kept looking up that the 3rd floor.
lao shi: can you stop staring at all the boys that walk past? (then turns to look up at where i'm staring)
me: huh?! that's the welfare teacher la lao shi..he's short old and balding! do you think i'm interested?!
(the welfare guy looks down at us from the third floor)
me: shit. do you think i said that too loudly?
gis: yup!
me: HE'S COMING DOWN!!
lao shi: why you say so loud and sabo me??!! (pretends to be damn engrossed in the dictionary)

hahahahaha.

with the extra lessons and everything i'm still rather worried about the chinese faculty test.
5% is a lot to be counted for promos.

oh oh! and i might get to MC for some chinese thingy in july!
but it's in english :)
hahaha..when lao shi asked gis and i we just stared at her.
gis and i: IN CHINESE?!
lao shi: do i look stupid? asking the both of you to MC in chinese? it's like courting death.

hahahahahaha.
so fun so fun :)

IT'S FRIDAY! i'm loving it :)